Wedding Humor from the book "Knot So Funny"

"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. For only $2.99, which is less than twenty percent of the cost of a manicure. So, just get eight fingers done next time and buy the book. A small excerpt:

Most of us feel we are not making a high enough volume of bad decisions on our own. We feel certain we could easily quadruple the number of poor choices we make if only we had a partner. Usually, we are underestimating our potential.

Whether your orientation is toward the opposite sex, the same sex, or some gray area, you no doubt feel compelled to bring someone into your circle of questionable judgment. It’s all just biology. You want someone to help you dissect your frog. And, hopefully, he or she knows a little more anatomy than you.