More Wedding Humor from "Knot So Funny"...

"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com for only $2.99. That's less than a box of Cocoa Puffs. Another excerpt from the book:

Some people go to extreme lengths when it comes to wedding pictures. Professional photographers and videographers, disposable cameras at every table...no opportunity for photographic evidence is overlooked. Add in the fact that virtually everyone today carries a smartphone capable of taking pictures and video. Your guests can upload that embarrassing incident straight to youtube while they are still at your reception.

No matter how many embarrassing videos from your wedding are now circulating in cyberspace, the fact is that one of the most important transitions in your life is now complete. I am not referring to the last-minute sex change you had just before the wedding, but I hope that part works out like you planned. No, I am just pointing out that, in all likelihood, you are now married.

You have happily joined the hundreds of millions of married couples in the world. At least I hope you joined happily. Because, face it, the first few days of marriage are the apogee of the marriage orbit. Over time, that orbit will decay, probably with kids glancing off of you like so many asteroids, until one day you burn up like a ball of dryer lint crashing into the sun’s surface.