More wedding humor from "Knot So Funny"...

From the book "Knot So Funny", available as an ebook on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com...the seating chart for the reception can be problematic.

Because, in any large group of people about to occupy shared space, there are many “backstories” and potential personality conflicts. Possibly even some restraining orders and outstanding warrants. And there are certainly some fairly predictable individual alcohol-induced vectors that merit consideration.

So, many, many conversations ensued and most went like this:

Laurel: Craig’s mom says Aunt Frieda can’t be at the same table with Cousin Frankie because of the time he ran over her cat seventeen years ago.

Me: OK. But, if we move her to the table with Craig’s mom and dad, where do we put Uncle Willie?

Laurel: Well, we could put him at your brother’s table, but Cousin Lindsay is at that table and will no doubt be wearing a very low-cut dress and Uncle Willie is a borderline sex offender.

Me: How about if we move Cousin Lindsay to the table with Chad and his new wife?

Laurel: That won’t work because Cousin Lindsay used to date the guy that is living with Chad’s ex-wife Dawn and Chad will drink his body weight in vodka.

Me: Well, we can’t put her at Charlie Sheen’s table.