A sample of the humor from "Just How Long IS Ever After?", available as an ebook from amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com for only $2.99....
Personalities. Eighty-percent of all people have one. So, the odds are that both you and your spouse each have a distinct personality.
Your personality, although not perfect in every way, is quite normal and a lot of fun. Your spouse’s personality, while not always horrible, is flawed and annoying in…
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From the authors of "Knot So Funny", a humorous take on weddings, the new ebook "Just How Long IS Ever After?" follows up with the funny side of marriage. Both books are available on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com at $2.99 each...
A short excerpt:
What does all this mean? Simply that marriages, when viewed from outside, whether through your TV or in person, are not what they seem. You may think that your friends, Barbie and Ken, have a much…
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From the authors of "Knot So Funny", an irreverent look at weddings, comes a second ebook, "Just How Long IS Ever After?: The Mayan Calendar of Marriage". Both ebooks are available at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com for $2.99 each, satisfaction guaranteed.
Synopsis of "Just How Long IS Ever After?":
The funny, unvarnished truths about marriage and parenthood. These are the things you think and feel every day, but never discuss with…
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If you liked the ebook "Knot So Funny" or have been married for any length of time or are thinking about getting married, check out more unvarnished humor in the sequel ebook "Just How Long IS Ever After?", soon to be released on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. Here is the introduction:
Marriage is something you should really take very seriously. After all, when you took your vows at the wedding ceremony, you made some pretty significant commitments. Sure,…
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"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. For only $2.99, which is less than twenty percent of the cost of a manicure. So, just get eight fingers done next time and buy the book. A small excerpt:
Most of us feel we are not making a high enough volume of bad decisions on our own. We feel certain we could easily quadruple the number of poor choices we make if only we had a partner. Usually, we are underestimating our…
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"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com for only $2.99. That's less than a box of Cocoa Puffs. Another excerpt from the book:
Some people go to extreme lengths when it comes to wedding pictures. Professional photographers and videographers, disposable cameras at every table...no opportunity for photographic evidence is overlooked. Add in the fact that virtually everyone today carries a smartphone capable of taking pictures and…
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More answers from Jezebelle, our wedding advice guru from the book "Knot So Funny", available for $2.99 as an ebook at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. $2.99 is way less than that tattoo you are considering and the book is much easier to delete if you don't like it.
I will assume you used the…
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Excerpted from the book "Knot So Funny", which is available as an ebook from amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com for $2.99...
Advice from our wedding expert, Jezebelle:
It’s all a matter of timing. If the breakup occurs at least two weeks prior to the wedding, mail an announcement card. If it occurs halfway…
ContinueRemember, you can buy the ebook "Knot So Funny" at amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com for only $2.99. That's less than a gallon of gas and all the revenue stays in the United States.
Here's an excerpt from the book:
My cousin, Tim, has been married to Vickie for many years. However, he was married briefly to another woman prior to that - a wedding I attended in 1979. A friend of mine happened to be planning a trip to Florida at just the right time and he…
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Why you should buy the ebook "Knot So Funny", a humorous take on weddings, at amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com:
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"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com...
Marriage is something you should really take very seriously. After all, when you take your vows at the wedding ceremony, you make some pretty significant commitments. Sure, by the end of the reception you will forget most of what you committed to, but that’s not a legally viable excuse. Marriage is not like signing up for something on the web, where you scroll down all the way through the…
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"Knot So Funny" is available as an ebook on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. You can also follow us on Facebook at "Knot So Funny", on Twitter @knotsofunny, and on our website knotsofunny.com.
The foundation of a good reception is, of course, the immediate and ongoing availability of alcohol. Without it, you will never get the quality of late-night candid pictures and videos that you will so cherish in later years. And, however bad all the other aspects of…
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From the book "Knot So Funny", available as an ebook on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com...the seating chart for the reception can be problematic.
Because, in any large group of people about to occupy shared space, there are many “backstories” and potential personality conflicts. Possibly even some restraining orders and outstanding warrants. And there are certainly some fairly predictable individual alcohol-induced vectors that merit…
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Here is another excerpt from our book "Knot So Funny", available as an ebook on amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com. Check it out...
Did I mention living together and not getting married would be a lot easier? Unlike living together, which can be done legally without first acquiring a license, getting married requires that a couple meet certain rigorous criteria before they qualify for a life of wedded bliss. The bride, groom and a witness must provide some basic…
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Following is another short excerpt from the ebook, "Knot So Funny". Add a little humorous relief to your wedding stress. You can find the book at amazon.com or barnesandnoble.com...
Eventually it’s time to get those invitations printed up and mailed. The two main considerations at that point are:
"Knot So Funny" is an ebook available on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. Following is an excerpt about the bridal shower from the book...
At the shower itself, the gifts are typically piled high on a big table (or parked outside). The custom is to wrap gifts in the fanciest way possible. Often, the wrapping paper is made from $100 bills, bows are thin ribbons of hammered platinum, and the card is a gold-plated sheet engraved with the bride’s name. Some people also…
ContinueThere are several categories of potential wedding guests. In each category, there are people you would actually like to have at the wedding and there are people you wish you did not even know. Here are the categories:
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